Camera Review of the Nikon D90

I would have settled for the 600 or 700 but since this is a ~~phony~~ practice review, I thought I’d “think big” It’s easier to fixate upon a precise model number, rather than randomly wishing for a camera.

Anyway, this camera arrived just in time. (my old one, a Sony, died in August 2009)

I was able to capture priceless moments with my children (no cavities, making apple crisp, raking leaves, new haircut, dance class and picking apples)

The picture quality was crisp, I could zoom into the tiniest feather on a faraway bird (I’m thinking it’s true, this might be the kind of camera my Dad has and he can do it, so in my phony experience here, I’m going to do it, too.)

We totally haven’t raked leaves, but if I got a new camera, we just might. Yes, we will save all the leaves until the camera arrives.

Yes, I can say without a doubt that I love this camera (that we don’t have yet) much more than the old one (that doesn’t work anymore) and as soon as it arrives, I’ll take a thousand badass photos (like I used to when my old one worked) and post some of them on this site and others on all my other sites and I’ll create an entire page on each of my 24 web domains thanking Nikon (or Jesus or Willie Nelson, or whoever) for sending me this badass camera. My cumulative web reach is almost 800,000 a month and growing. Soon it will be a million. And my pictures will be so good that everyone will want one. I promise.